Camel Crew Records is a small independent label and AI music video studio based in central Massachusetts. Most of us also live here.
Stonewall Slim declined to be photographed.
Songwriter & Director
Songwriter and director, but only technically. Stonewall Slim does the talking; Humphrey just writes it down. Spends his evenings on a bar stool with a notebook, transcribing songs from a man who doesn't exist. The LLC is in his name regardless.
General Manager
Runs the operation. Keeps the books, manages the bar, files the paperwork no one else remembers exists. The only reason Camel Crew Records is a functioning company and not a Google Doc full of half-finished lyrics.
Executive Producer (Senior Bar Stool Correspondent)
Watches every production from the bar stool to the right of the director. Approvals are granted by presence; disapprovals by leaving the room. Holds the rare dual title of Executive Producer and Senior Bar Stool Correspondent.
Music Director
Composes on a toy keyboard, scores by feel, takes notes from no one. Has more creative authority than her age would suggest and uses it accordingly.
Head of Security
Maintains order from a strategic cushion near the bar. Has not stood up for security purposes in three years and considers this evidence of effective leadership.
Deputy Head of Security
Patrols the perimeter, mans the door, escalates issues to Athena, who does not respond. Reports verbally; receives instructions telepathically.
Talent
The voice and image behind the channel's first viral hit. Currently rumoured to be in negotiations for a second single. Maintains a small but committed following and an unreadable expression.