The Delta blues for everything that's been getting on your nerves.
He takes life's small indignities seriously, so you don't have to.
Vocals & Guitar
Stonewall Slim sings the blues the old way, about the new troubles. Junk mail. Robocalls. The line at CVS. The raccoon that keeps winning. Where the old masters sang about the levee breaking, Slim sings about the dump closing early on a Saturday.
Nobody is born with the blues. Slim got his the hard way.
As a young man, Slim was handed a baby crow by the Devil himself. That bird, the Blues Crow, has been riding on his shoulder ever since, and every note Slim plays comes with a price he's still paying. So you'll forgive him for being a little sore about folks typing a few words into a computer and calling it the blues.
Vocals
The soul of the outfit, and the only one Slim listens to.
Guitar
Plays it dirty.
Fiddle, Bass, Banjo & Interpretive Dance
The man with the bad teeth they call Mr. Chaos. Nobody asked for the dancing.
Drums
Crazy. Everybody knows it.
Where It All Started
The bird that started it all. Don't turn your back on her, and don't ask what happened to the last farmer.
Talent Agent
The Devil himself, and the one who handed young Slim the Blues Crow. Still considers it one of his better deals.
Bringer of the Blues
A gift from Satan that Slim never asked for and can't get rid of. Wherever that bird lands, trouble follows: the flat tire, the busted fridge, the junk mail that never stops. Slim's got the blues because the crow keeps bringing them.
Purveyor of Mystery Meat
Everybody knows Brenda. Nobody knows what's in the hot dogs.
Slim's Dog
Slim's old black Lab. Sleeps all day, wakes at the first sizzle of a steak, and will get your dinner by any means necessary.
Slim's Son
Slim's teenage son. Staying with his dad for Christmas, mostly by staring at his phone.
From the song that started it all, Murder Chicken, to anthems for the everyday grind like Down at the Walmart, Trash Panda, Highway B.S. Blues, Mailbox Blues and The Dump, every Stonewall Slim track is a true story about something that's happened to you. You just didn't know it was the blues until now.
New songs arrive every other Thursday.
Catch the videos on YouTube at @CamelCrewRecords, find Slim on all the major streaming platforms, and grab some merch so the whole neighborhood knows where you stand.
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Stonewall Slim is an original character created by Camel Crew Records. Every song starts with a real-life annoyance and a human sense of humor, then gets brought to life with a mix of songwriting, comedy and AI tools for the music and video. Slim himself would like it noted that he does not approve.